Thread: Tombstone saying

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A place to gather, funny, irronic or even morbid tombstone sayings. I'll start the ball rolling

F. Yura Vandal

The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops

Mary Jayne

Stoned to death

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie!
Now she’s at rest, and so am I.

Here lies Bubba.
Last words: "Hey, ya'll, watch this!"

If you mess with my grave
you're certainly a fool
because you'll be haunted
by this rotting ghoul.

This is Cynthia's resting place
here, her cold body lies
but she did always believe
that spirit never dies

We all are born, we all grow old
in this case, the body belongs to arnold
you see, he lost a brutal fight
against a meathead, none too bright

That should be a few to getcha goin'