Random but interesting questions...

**Satchman** · 10-11-2008,02:59 PM

What would you do if:

1. One day, the FBI comes to your home and tells you that your neighbor has called them because he or she believes that you are a vampire.

2. You hear rumors about your neighbor being a vampire, but one day you see him or her feeding on a victim (100% proof that the neighbor is a vampire!)

I was watching a werewolf movie and got these questions in my head.

**the dogman** · 10-11-2008,03:55 PM

1) well.... i don't think the FBI would care much about that....local police on the other hand....

2) and if my neighbors are vampires they are spending WAY too much time in the sun..

.. anyhow i thought vampires were discreet about feeding.... are you peeking in a window?

**Satchman** · 10-11-2008,05:34 PM

Originally Posted by the dogman

2) and if my neighbors are vampires they are spending WAY too much time in the sun..

.. anyhow i thought vampires were discreet about feeding.... are you peeking in a window?

hmm... the window is fine hehe

**Reynard Muldrake** · 10-11-2008,05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Satchman

What would you do if:

1. One day, the FBI comes to your home and tells you that your neighbor has called them because he or she believes that you are a vampire.

Look around for the cameras. I believe alot of strange things, but I'm not so sure I can swallow the FBI having a vampire patrol.

If I were somehow totally convinced that it was a real investigation, I guess I'd cooperate - in a state of astoundment! Then maybe I'd give my neighbor evil looks forever more. >

2. You hear rumors about your neighbor being a vampire, but one day you see him or her feeding on a victim (100% proof that the neighbor is a vampire!)

I was watching a werewolf movie and got these questions in my head.

If I saw a neighbor preying on a victim like that, I'd assume they were just psycho and run to call the police. But I'm kind of cheating, so lets say I did have 100% proof and whatnot. Well, I think I'd be scared out of my wits. Truly, I'd be terrified. I would most likely call the police, but like that kid in Fright Night they probably wouldn't believe me and then the vampire would come after me. Oh, no! I guess I'd try to prove that the person committed murder, vampire or not. And then I'd stock up on holy water, stakes, garlic, and try to find some in-the-know religious and/or occult counsel!

Interesting questions.

**Junit** · 10-13-2008,12:20 PM

1. I would suddenly begin to stand outside my neighbors house in the evening... especially by their bedroom window.

2. I would wear my rosary everywhere and put garlic around the windows... maybe even take the cross out of my vampire hunting kit...

**Growler** · 10-13-2008,01:23 PM

1. I would say they were nuts and not help. Then I would go and ask the neighbors if they were recruiting.
2. After they were full, then I would ask if they were recruiting. lol

**Mistress of the Abyss** · 10-13-2008,01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Growler

1. I would say they were nuts and not help. Then I would go and ask the neighbors if they were recruiting.
2. After they were full, then I would ask if they were recruiting. lol

Sounds good to me!