Stumbled upon these searching for ideas for children's paper plate masks. Made me giggle so I thought I'd share...

Halloween Jokes

1. Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween? Boo -ty Parlour

2. What do witches use after blown dried their hair? Scare spray

3. On what day do spiders eat the most? Fly-day

4. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appétit!

5. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos

6. When does a skeleton laugh? When his funny bone is tickled

7. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? Coffee with scream and sugar

8. Where do most werewolves live? Howllywood

9. What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE

10. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? Sour-puss