When I was winding electric motors back in the eighties, I told the fella that
was working with me we should decorate the shop for Halloween. Being the
prankster he was, he made a noose and hung it from the ceiling beam! Me
being the prankster I was, made a small ghost with crossed eyes, and it's tongue
hanging out, and hung it in the noose! When the big boss came in the
shop to get a cup of coffee he saw our "decoration" hanging in the middle of
the shop, and asked us, "What's that, a Halloween decoration?" I said, "No,
it's a warning actually." He looked at me and said, "A warning?" I said, "Yeah.
When a customer asks us about it we tell them that was the last customer who
complained about the service!" He just laughed, shook his head and went on.
He knew we were a bunch of nuts!
The decoration stayed up till Halloween was over!