On my way home from work I've been passing a hearse for sale -- it hasn't been there the past couple of weeks and I promised myself that if it showed up again I'd stop and get the information and post it here in case anyone is seriously interested in getting a hearse! Here's the information that was posted on it:

1989 Cadillac Eagle Hearse
Excellent Condition -- Serious inquiries only
Professionally owned and maintained
$6,000 or BRO
860-228-8373
ask for Blake

Just going up to it to get the information creeped me out -- it looks a lot older than 1989 to me, but it is absolutely GORGEOUS. This is a picture I found of one on the 'net -- it looked a lot like this: