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Last night I had one two many choc. chip cookies, while working on a halloween project. So by the time to go to bed, I was still jabbering away.

Laying in bed, still talking about halloween, I got the look from my hubby, that he was ready for bed, and to hush. That's when I looked at him and said man I am so not sleepy, I wish I had a halloween friend from the forum who I could talk to. We discussed that for a few minutes and our conversation turned and he said honey what I have to worry about his skeleton being bigger then my skeleton.

I died out laughing. He kept up with it. I kept laughing... he was saying stuff like, my wife's other man builds coffins for a fun.

over hearing a phone conversation ohh larry I just love when you talk like that *ears perk up* how did you corpsifiy that skeleton again*

What do it again, one more time, I almost got it. (you are listening to a halloween MP3 on the other end..

I laid in bed and got to thinking about those Match.com commercials. Wonder if they could partner halloween minded folkes together. Likes: blood, tombstones, dead bodies, spray paint, up all hours of the night, has own power tools, preferably dremel tool and works at a discount building store.

Dislikes: cutsey, indoor decor, chainsaws, having to pay full cost.

Haha, too funny. And also somewhat true. Brian joked that maybe I'd find a Halloween lover soulmate on the Halloween sites I frequent. Too bad there wasn't a Halloween lovers match.com back when I was younger though or for those single people who think they are the only ones who love Halloween.

maybe it could be called abby-normals.com , but would hate to get a dear john letter (like in the ad against E Harmony from match.com) ,
"sorry but your halloween needs are just too demented & twisted to be matched with anyone else at this time.... ....." LOL

Originally Posted by Dark lord

maybe it could be called abby-normals.com , but would hate to get a dear john letter (like in the ad against E Harmony from match.com) ,
"sorry but your halloween needs are just too demented & twisted to be matched with anyone else at this time.... ....." LOL

I wonder if there could be a page like that on these forums to match people in the same locale!

Awesome idea!

Very funny. I'm all too familar with that "look".



Though it would be nice to have someone who shares my enthusiasm, I have always liked that my husband and I are polar opposites.

Originally Posted by Dark lord

maybe it could be called abby-normals.com , but would hate to get a dear john letter (like in the ad against E Harmony from match.com) ,
"sorry but your halloween needs are just too demented & twisted to be matched with anyone else at this time.... ....." LOL

roflmbo................."sorry but your halloween needs are just too demented & twisted to be matched with anyone else at this time.... ....." LOL

I got that Dear John letter from e Harmony when I tried registering quite a while ago. I was pissed. I know other people who get to use it no problem who are way more messed up than I am!

Originally Posted by Tish

I got that Dear John letter from e Harmony when I tried registering quite a while ago. I was pissed. I know other people who get to use it no problem who are way more messed up than I am!

I know of a few people that used it & were accepted that are "normal" ya.....
& a couple that were rejected but had they're sh*t together,go figure......
Looks like there are more messed up people to hook up ! LOL

Married white female, Halloween obsessed, seeks similar minded male in the local area for some spooktacular fun. Age unimportant. Please send photos of props, tools, and decorations.


You know it's funny, I always tell my husband that I'm gonna get a "boyfriend" who will take me fishing if he doesn't. I've got the boat so he knows I'm not kidding. I "hired" someone to make some props for me, and I think my DH got a little jealous so he says he'll build them for me now

{Married white female, Halloween obsessed, seeks similar minded male in the local area for some spooktacular fun. Age unimportant. Please send photos of props, tools, and decorations. } Just tooo funny!

Oh how I love this site! Yeah Larry, lets start a Halloween match site for fun!

Single white female, (old enough to be your mother) seeking a Frankenstein's monster or a mummy with strength and knows how to wield power tools! (No bloodsuckers please.)


Oh, and the people excepted by those site...they lie!
Hee hee hee.