Thread: It's all ***** and giggles. A Big Lots storie.

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So the funniest thing happend about 40 minutes ago to me. I went back to Big Lots seeing if they had stocked anything else. Well they had two employees working on an end cap type thing. So I was just standing there talking to them being friendly and discussing halloween and the stuff they had. Then this one lady walks by and she's just staring at us. One of the workers asked her if she needed help with anything and she said "no you people and your halloween sh!t. I'm not shopping here again."

So we were all like oooookay. Then about 4 minutes latter when she was waiting to check out I poped right behind her inline.(well there were another person but you get what I'm saying) I was being a smart ass and just started talking to this one teenage couple that were infront of me, saying that there are some really anal people in the world. The girl was like how so? I was like people flip out over halloween. The bitching and wineing women that was complaing turned around and gave us dirty looks and gave me the finger. So as she was getting checked out, I put my stuff aside and went out to my car. As soon as she came out I was sitting outside by the doors, wearing a mask and a batman cape.

I just hate those boring people. It really pissed her off. When you diss Halloween your just waiting for something else.

So that's my moment of the year. I feel like a devil.
Mwhahahahahaha.

that...is...awesome...congratulations!

did someone get that on camera you in a batman cape and a mask with her doing the finger at you lol priceless i would have went and shook you hand for doing that lol

OMG! I JUST LOVED THIS STORY! I am still laughing about it as I am writing it. Good for you for not letting her get you down darling. Seriousl I was cracking up when you started the conversation in line....but the mask and cape....well that was just classic. Thanks for the laughs!

All I can say is thank god for The Dark Knight movie. (thats why I had the batman/joker mask) it was funny though cause it just REALLY pissed her off. This little old man was laughing at me. Once someone with a camara gets home, I'll take pictures. I might go back to Big Lots and recreate the scene. It just made like half of my life complete.

I can not stop laughing. Thanks for the support.

YAY!!!!! Awesome story!!!!! So happy you did that to her. She can't mind her own business so you let her have it in a sense.

Fantastic story, although you should really start stalking her, now that would really freak her out

Wow.... just Wow. You are awesome.

I wish I could have seen that!

that is a great story!!! I never really have run into that before. I usually hear Halloween already its only August or something like that. Oh there was the time the bible thumpers came calling to my door while my wife was staining a coffin. That was good but I will save that for another thread.

Batman cape X$, Joker mask X$, pissing off a Halloween humbug priceless!

Good for you!!!!