Valentine's day can't be approaching. I got my Christmas tree down before I decorated it for Valentine's day. Where's my Dead Guy in Speedo's calendar?
That is a great shirt....the one I want for Valentine's this day is from Corpse Bride; it features the bride with the line "Can a heart still break even if its stopped beating?"
Hang in there, Haverghast! You're only 20! I'm sure she's out there.....
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Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake
Ahhh when your young, it seems like tomorrow can't come fast enough! Hang in there Haverghast and before you know it you'll be locked in the death grip of matrimony to that one special Spookette.
Madame, your personal autographed Dead Guy’s in Speedo’s calendar must be lost somewhere in the Neitherworld? The Postal zombies assured me it would make it to you in this life or the next!
Hmmmmm….. ”Dead Guy’s in Speedo’s” …….sounds like a money maker to me! Maybe that will be my ticket to the mountains Shadow Mistress!
You mean "Statehood Day", right? Well... at least here in AZ and also in Delaware, I believe.
Awe, Haverghast, don't worry about it. It's been my experience that romance always catches you when you least expect it. Why, it took 25 years for a Spook of my own to yank me out of my "Bachelorette-For-Life" status... and boy was that an adjustment after living alone for a while!
A tan! Blasphemy woman! I’d rather burn in the pit of hell fire then to loose this ghastly complexion. As for my rotten corpse why I think I look quite sexy in a speedo and I assure you all the darling Spookett’s flock to me when ever I show up at the local lagoon to bath my frightening body in the moonlight.
A Gift For Her
If I did I would totally buy it.
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