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Lord Zargon wishes everyone a Happy Solstice


December 22, 2007


Dearest Demons and Demonettes:

The turn of another dastardly year is upon us this day, my sweet ones. Join with me now in welcoming the year commonly known as 2008, a new cycle of the sinister.

My wish for all of you is this: may the new year be your best season yet.


Now and forever, I am


Zargon





EvilLordZargon@msn.com

And remember, folks. that's Zargon...first name in terror, first name in filtered cigarettes..when you call for a cigarette, call for a Zargon..

My Master Zargon..... I will obey, and join with you in this new season of servitude. to you Master, I give you tideings of horror and the flow of haunted splendidness. many nightmares to you , your servant childofthenight.

Ah yes Lord Zargon, today the night plays full in honor of the dead and tomorrow may the living start to rise!

and remember, the Surgeon General has determined that cigarette smoking may damage your health. Be a responsible trick or treat host and never serve cigarettes to trick or treaters under the age of 19...ask for ID if you are uncertain.
Nine of ten zombies asked who expressed a choice peferred Zargon filter tipped over the leading brand.
Zargon Zargon tastes great. Zargon Zargon don't wait.

Lsmft.... Lsmft!!!!

Zargon Zargon tastes great. Zargon Zargon don't wait.

Because Zargon will put you into a early grave!

Keep your carpets and upholstery clean -- have them covered with ZARGON!