OH GAWD, it's H day. gotta move...get the compressor going, setup the leapers, run the air lines...pant...pant....ELECTRONICS!!!, damn this sensor's not working, I've never had this problem before, where the heck is the adapter, pant....pant....set up the fog machines, run the electric, move the cars, WHAT? TOT'rs? It' only 3 oclock GO HOME, I'M NOT READY. Costume, gotta get in costume. Where's my son, he's supposed to be friggin helpin me. No, honey - that does not go there, please don't help me...pant ....pant. CANDY!! What do you mean we don't have enough candy? Go to the store NOW NOW NOW. No running, DONT WALK THRU THE YARD, DONT TOUCH THAT, didn't I give you candy twice already? Isn't that cute? Aren't you ugly? What are you doing here, aren't you in college now? DONT RUN OUT INTO THE STREET. Bring in the electronics, take down the expensive stuff and shove it in the garage, get all the stuff out of the driveway, pull in the airlines, move the cars. Damn we have that much candy left?
pant...pant...pant... Can I go to bed now?
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