07-20-2007,08:33 AM

Originally Posted by
GDfreak
When I worked in the haunt at a local six flags I got mean comments all the time. I played this half skeleton guy in a box where it was a upper torso and you could see the pelvic bone and spine and the rest was a corpse and my head. A simple allusin of mirorrs of course. But any-who, some red neck comes up to me and says " hay man you gota a boner!" ha real funny. So I said to him "really sir is that what you look for in a man?" He got angry and stated walking twoards me but luckly the guide took him away. Another time some girl told me I wasn't scary to which I replied "well just wait till you venture further on" and than she replied " Nah, I've seen scarier." and than I said to her "Oh really your face in the mirror?"Thats what I loved about that job if I couldn't scare them I would just be and @$$ hole
Oh so very true!
It is one of the few jobs where it is your duty to be rude, obnoxious, and insulting!
As a few patrons have stated,"You're not very nice!"
Where I reply,"IT ISN'T MY JOB TO BE....NICE!"
"I never drink....wine. Well maybe just this once!"
Scary Naked Pagan Master
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