Thread: I was just invaded!

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A carload of Jehovah Witness' just drove up my driveway and threw a bunch of pamphlets at me and high tailed it back down the driveway. I'm not a bad guy(in spite of my stage name)...I don't worship the devil or anything like that. But there is a lot of creepy stuff around my house right now and they didn't go to any of my neighbor's house. It's just Halloween...Give me a Break!

Follow them and throw pumpkins at their houses? lol... Next time they come just be prepared in costume to run out and act crazy.

How RUDE...people like that make me crazy. We used to have Jehovah's coming up to our door all the time. I found a beautiful window decal of a Triple Morrigan (Celtic design of 3 ravens in a circle). It's supposed to protect from negative energies. Plastered it on the window of my front door. It's there all year round and not a single Jehovah! Guess it works! HA HA HA!!!!

I remember a comedian telling his way to keep Jehovah Witness' away(I don't recall who it was). His suggestion was draw a crime scene outline of a body and throw some of the pamphlets around it. I thought that was funny

Take it as a compliament, you must do good work to have that happen.

Better yet, while the cult is in session, put flyers for a haunted house on all their windshields. (or gosh forbid a birthday party!)

I guess I've been lucky so far not to have anything like that happen. I have had only 2 related experiences...
Earlier in the summer I followed someone's advice to check out freecycle. I posted that I needed lumber for a haunt. This one guy emailed me twice asking if it was just a haunt, or did we do any ministry with it? Both times I told him it was a haunt. The 2nd time I added that since I disliked others trying to push their beliefs on me, I'd never be so rude as to use the haunt to push my beliefs on them. That got rid of him. Maybe he was only going to donate lumber if I let him "witness" or something.
The other one had nothing to do with the haunt..it was this summer. I have a small medieval wares business. Last year I found these nifty cast iron door knockers...huge...and in the shape of the Green Man...leaf man. This one was based on Michaelangelo's design, on the library in Florence.
Its the same type as the necklace I usually wear. So I got one, and got a wholesale deal and have been selling a few. Sold one to my friends down the street. And then to his tenant in the same duplex, also my friend.
And then some woman moved into the duplex next to him, and commented to another neighbor across the street :"Is this hill full of Satanists? Theres all them goat heads on the doors!"
Goat heads? Well, the person she said this too knows all of us...hell, her sister works with them. So she sent her sister to get on for her...and her sister got one too. Her sister lives across from me. So now we all have "Goat heads" on the door.
I would love for the Jehovahs to show up while I'm playing with fake blood.

Gee, either my grave yard isn't that good or we have the laxest JW's around.

Last year when I was setting up 3 JW's came to talk to my wife (she'll talk to anyone) and all they said to me was nice decorations

Last year they hit all the people around me,however they walked right past me and I was standing outside. Made me feel warm inside,Jesus loves me.

ok as much as i have also have an imagination and would feel like doing stupid stuff back to them if they did that to me lets just be adult one moment ....


ok i know this isnt fun but doing something back to them is just going to put gaz on the fire and start a non stop thing with you and them...... if someone would do that to me i would simply file a complain at the police for harrassement or tresspassing , they have no right to trow stuff rudly on your proprety , herein quebec canada they need permit to do door to door and the last time they wore to my house i told them in a polite not so friendly way that i dont bother them with my religion and go bother them on their proprety and told them they wore not welcome to step foot on mine ever again and if they would do that after being advise i said i would file a haraasment complaint with police...belive me it is the only way they get it , they have not come in 2 years now..........

freedom of expression dont they know about that ? they dont want to be bashed at and live like normal other relious people , well they shouldnt do stuff like that because you do halloween decorations and celebrate it .......espacially if they do other things to your proprety as well ......i have a 3 year old kid and live in the country , weather it would be a religious group or vandals i wouldnt tolerate it ....putting up flyers of your haunt on their cars will just make things worse in my opinion.....

oh and you can also tell them next time that a video camera is recording their actions or put a false plastic can in a tree or on your porch and a sign that sais smile your on camera....lol

just my 2 cents