Thread: Happy Haunted December Everyone! Let's see your 2011 Haunted xmas Carols here!

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Hey everybody! Happy Skullidays! I figure what a better way to start off the month than to share a few xmas Carol songs! Lets hear it friends! I'll start first!


Deck the halls with bags of bodies,
Bwa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

Tis the reasons to be ghastly,
Bwa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

Scare thee now with our deathly appearal,
Bwa ha ha! Bwa ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Troll the evil darkside of the devil,
Bwa ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha haaaaaa.....

Rudolph the red nosed zombie,
Had some very shiny claws,
and if you ever saw him,
you would really poop your drawers,

All of the other zombies,
used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Rudolph,
sit around and eat some brains,

Then one foggy Hallows eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your claws so sharp,
Wont you piece me through the heart,

Then all the zombies loved him,
As they shackeled Santa in chains,
Rudolph and all the zombies,
Got to feast on Santas brains!


Hehe. Thats what I came up with. 8)

--Tony

Those are AWESOME! You guys made my day! You should check out "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols" by Michael P. Spradlin (2009). Just as the title says, it's a zombie spoof on Christmas carols. Absolutely hilarious! Almost made eggnog come out my nose I laughed so hard! I don't think I'll be listening to carols the same way again! Here's a quick sample from the book:

Slay Ride (sung to the tune of "Sleigh Ride")

Just hear those fresh brains jingling
And nostrils running with goo.
Come on, it's lovely weather
To go flesh-eating together with you.

Outside the bodies are falling
And Zombies are calling "woo-hoo."
Come on, it's lovely weather
To go flesh-eating together with you.

Take a bite, take a bite, take a bite, let's go.
Here's a leg with a shoe,
We're riding in a wonderland of ooze.

Take a chomp, take a chomp, take a chomp, it's grand;
An ear's in my hand.
We're riding along with a song
Of a Zombie wonderland.

Couldn't get this idea out of my head on the drive in to work this morning. Consequently an innocent playing of "O' Christmas Tree" (or Tannenbaum if, like me, you prefer classic, and no, it will never be "O' Holiday Tree"!) turned into a nice little zombie theme that was stuck in my head all day!

O' Zombie Tree
O' Zombie Tree
You're hung with brains
so merrily.

The spleens they glisten
in the light.
The limbs and torsos
taste just right.

O' Zombie Tree
O' Zombie Tree
You're hung with brains
so merrily.

Here's mine.. sang to "Up on The Rooftop"

Up on the rooftop witches land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Ghosts rise up from graves and crypts
Jack Skelling-ton is ol Saint Nick!

Uh oh oh. I hear a crow
No, no no.. better lay low.. oh
Up on the rooftop witches land
The midnight hour is close at hand!

I'm enjoying this thread very much Not completely following the guidelines, but here's a little poem of mine to do with the holidays


Gothic Christmas

The presents lay beneath the black, skull-decked tree
Strobes flash and bells toll hauntingly
Neighbors come around, cursing about what they see
They need to just sit back and chill
The holidays are supposed to be a time to get together and show goodwill
Instead, they ask, "Why can't you be normal like us?"
With a wicked smirk, "Because I'd rather have a gothic Christmas."

So what if shrunken heads and a guillotine top little Bela's list this year?
There is no need to fear
It's just a different type of holiday cheer
You can keep the normal, store-bought goods
I'd rather support the grinning skeleton on the corner, the one whose face is concealed by a hood
Who cares if he is covered in moss?
He's just as jolly as Santa Claus

These are so fantastic...keep 'em coming!

Originally Posted by Robert_27

All songs are great. but personally I like the Gothic Christmas song.

I'd have to agree, it's awesome.

to the tune of nat king cole's - "the christmas song"

Blood and guts roasting on an open fire,
Reapers nipping with their claws,
Guys and gals being hung by barb-wire,
And kiddies being hung from their toes.

Everybody knows a witch and her evil foes,
Help to burn the ghastly night.
Flying bats with their eyes all aglow,
Will feast on your eye-balls tonight.

They know that Christmas is on it’s way;
They’re gonna make eternal night fall from the day,
And every mother's child is going to cry,
Witnessing hundreds of bodies piled high.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To remember when your life is through,
Write R.I.P on your headstone for the rest of your days,
Happy hallows, to you you, you and you.


... i tried!

Well done! (no roasting pun intended) Happy hallows to you too!