Thread: Need help very fast about backwoods

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hey guys i want to do a backwoods theme, more like bbq hillbilly inbred trailer trash. EVERY YEAR I HAVE A CENTERPIECE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT THE CENTERPIECE TO BE, FOR THIS THEME. help is needed, thankyou so much!

Can you make a fake still?? Maybe using fake body parts as a hint on what the still is making?

Pabst beer cans, camo & empty shotgun shells should be involved.

OMG I just googled redneck centerpiece & this came up!! Oh don't forget the half empty cigarette packs.

lol thats funny, but im looking for something more scary lol. and yes there will be shells and all that good stuff, but i need a centerpiece something scary. o and did i mention im making the hillbillies cannabalistic!

Dead squirrels lol

Roasted human on one of those spinners? You know with an apple in his mouth. Broke down cars. I do like the still idea. Perhaps they can be "draining" a victim to add into the shine. I sorta live in hillbilly country so don't forget the rebel flag and make sure you play Lynard Skynard. (Saying I am from here does not indicate that I am redneck. In fact I HATE Lynard Skynard) If you had an old camper trailer that would be golden. With Christmas lights, they always have Christmas lights. Besides those things I don't know. Bonfire surrounded by inbreds might be nice if you're able to build a fire or fake fire. Dead deer. Hillbillies are poor so they don't have much so they "make due". Perhaps they make due with human bodies. Good luck and post pictures of this, it sounds interesting.