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    So like any of you that know me know that I love Halloween... (LOL)
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    So I take one of my witch spell books to Rite Aid tonight (we were going to get ice cream) because I wanted to show it to one of the guys that work there because he likes Halloween too... well Im standing there and I tell my son Johnny to take the book and put it in the truck and this guy is walking buy and see's the book and started going off on me about I need to find Jesus.... Im like get out of my face and go in the store dude... you have now clue what you are talking about... LOL Devil this and Devil that.... Man I have never had some one come out and call me a devill worshiper before LOL

    So I go in the store and he is still in there and he is still preaching the word to me... Im like OMG you are killing me dude, just leave me alone!!!!

    I just didnt have the heart to tell him Im Jewish LOL
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    If you told him you were Jewish his head would have exploded.

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    Totally should have told him you were Jewish.

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    Wow! That sounds so annoying and yet kind of funny considering it was a Halloween prop and they wouldn't have understood even if you had tried to explain yourself... (glad it wasn't me! )

    I do hope he got tired of preaching at you and went on his way. It's so sad that some people seem to think that forcing their opinion on perfect strangers is the "right" thing to do.
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    Aww man, what a turd. Good thing you had ice cream to console yourself.
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    Shoulda asked him for a hair from his head.....
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    LOL I knew you guys would understand LOL My family is just cracking up.
    You might be a King or a little street sweeper... sooner or later your gonna dance with the reaper! If I like your product, I MAY buy it... if I love your product, I will just make it myself... for cheaper and better than you did in the first place!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumrtym View Post
    Shoulda asked him for a hair from his head.....
    Hahaha That would have thrown him over the edge!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumrtym View Post
    Shoulda asked him for a hair from his head.....
    hilarious!!... or you should've started dancing and chanting... LOL


    btw- I didn't think y'all had religion out in California. LOL j/k
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    This once happened to me in a Burger King in who knows where TN while on a road trip with an ex. My ex had long hair and a beard and the guy was harrassing us and told him that we need to read the bible and that he was going to hell I said, "dude, everybody in the bible had long hair and beards" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumrtym View Post
    Shoulda asked him for a hair from his head.....
    ROFL!!!!! You totally should have followed him around the store acting like you were going to grab a hair off his shoulder or something, but done it in a totally obvious way, so like every time he looked at you, you looked away, but then inched closer... LOL

    Some people... I wonder what he would have said if you'd turned around and said, "Dude, Jesus was a Jew and so am I, so which of us are following his example?" LOL

    (I certainly do not mean any offense toward Christianity by that statement, btw. Just find it funny to stump the modern day Pharisees with stuff like that. hehehe )
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