Thread: All I need to know I learned from Horror.

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Don't go parking in the middle of the woods where nobody else is around.

Always have a hammer and stake close by

Never leave knives out for the killer to get easily.

Always check all rooms for insane killers

Don't stand near giant man-eating plants.

If you build a giant wall to keep out a giant gorilla........
don't put a giant door in it!

Never let a giant animal get you.

Not all ET's want to phone home