Thread: Responses to "So, you must do a really big Christmas display, huh?"

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Ok, I'm sure this happens to most of you: Its mid-October and you're hard at work putting up your tombstones, running extension cords, testing fog machines or otherwise busily finishing a prop you've spent months tinkering with. Some nice folks stop by (with at least one dog and one child) and start asking questions. So far, so good.
Then one of them inevitably says "So, you must really do a big Christmas display, huh?"...

groan.
What would your response be if you didn't have to take neighborhood politics into consideration?

"I would, but unfortunately it would negate the contract I have with my lord and master, Satan..."

"No, we're Jewish!"

(I did use that one and I'm not Jewish)

Originally Posted by DaveintheGrave

"No, we're Jewish!"

(I did use that one and I'm not Jewish)

lol, I've actually used that one once or twice too... then flashed a perplexed look at them.

"Yes, I do. It looks just like this ,but with Santa hats on the skellies and a man-eating wreath on the door."

Yeah, this year I plan on putting ole Saint Nick on the hanging platform and the reindeer in the barbeque scene.