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    Default What not to say to an officer...

    (I meant "What not to say" in the subject line, not "way" - sorry!)

    A humorous list of things you should avoid saying to a police officer when you get pulled over...


    "Arent you the guy from Village People?"

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    I thought the police department had rules against hiring fat people.

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    What are you doing stopping me ? When there's a doughnut with your name on it, down at the Kwik Shop......
    Times running out for YOU!

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    Wanna race to the station, Sparky?

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    What's the matter, can't you catch a real Criminal ?
    Times running out for YOU!

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    Met your quota? Happy Now?

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    Shouldn't you be out asking the immigrants for their ID paperwork?

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    Are you Andy or Barney?

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    Didn't I see your grandfather in a Keystone Kops episode?

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    So, what's a good bribe go for around here?

 

 
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