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    Default John Wayne would never say that

    Things you'll never hear in an old Western Movie, like:

    "Steak and beans from the chuckwagon adds up to three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."

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    Does any one know if this town's sheriff has a Facebook page?

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    "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."

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    O.....M......G !!!! Your new chaps are PRECIOUS!!!

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    No thanks , I'm driving.
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    It's like I keep tellin' ya, Jed: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.

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    Now ya really ain't gonna shoot me now are ya
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    Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.

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    The Indians are sending test messages to each other
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    Well that's not very politically correct............
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