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    List humorous ways to be annoying...


    When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."

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    My favorite one to say in a crowded elevator is: "Does anyone else smell that?"

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    Reply to everything by saying "that's what YOU think."

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    Drive around with your turn signal on and never turn...............
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    Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy me another case of beer

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    Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookies back in the tray

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    Keep saying "Are we there yet?" every 5 or 10 minutes
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    While standing in a line ...look at your watch every few seconds, then start acting nervous, might get arrested...............
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    Throwing spitballs at the person in front of you
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    Ask strangers where babies come from.

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    When a telemarketer calls ....ask what is the best way to hide a body!!
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