Thread: Signs your trailer is haunted

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It's Haunted! Your bathroom smells like cheese, your kitchen smells like bathroom, your under ware drawer smells like dead mice, your furnace closet smells like oil (but it's a gas furnace!) Your dresser drawer smells like Joey, the dirty little stupid neighbor kid, and there he is. sleeping in your drawer, wait, he's dead, real dead, now his Mom won't pay you for babysitting him!

Your trailer is haunted, the furniture is under sized, wait, they built it that way to make the rooms seem larger! The walls are closing in, no, they were built leaning inward!
The trailer might not be haunted, but the guy who built it is! He's haunted by a ghostly tape measure that lies every time it unrolls, because it's evil!

You discovered your trailer is parked in the middle of a Civil War battlefield, you see ghosts around campfires, sentries posting, cannons in the distance rumbling, you get a Oui-ja board and send them messages to come in and get their pictures taken. (So you can sell them for a lot of money) But the ghosts refuse your requests, they are scared to come in the trailer because they spotted your nephew stealing the aluminum beer cans out from under the trailer, that leveled it up, now it might roll over and smash itself in the ravine below!

Your trailer seems to be haunted by Betty. When you wake up from a dream late at night you hear her name called, but who is "Betty?"
You know no, Betty? You ask around, nobody can tell you if anyone named "Betty" has ever lived in your old trailer.
Then one night in your dreams you hear rapid gunfire and numerous men' s voices yelling "Betty! Betty!"
Was this trailer once a house of ill repute?
The scene of a gangster shoot out? Men fighting over "Betty"? (She must have been quite a "Babe?")
You wait and listen for the rest of your life, hoping to find a new clue to this "Betty" mystery. In heavan you are given one answer to any question you may wish to know the answer to?
You will be extremely disappointed, "Betty" was the name of your trailer... when it was originally a WW2 Japanese "Betty" bomber! (Shot down by The U.S. Navy ship gunners all caller "Her" name as they called out the co-ordinates of gun aiming)
And here you thought all this time it was nice to have a Japanese towel boy in your trailer bathroom sometimes late at night between dreamlands.

The cat is talking to you

Goblin is talking to the witch about dinner

The ghost beats Crazy Christmas at poker and wins the trailer

The trailer is haunted when you find yourself in the middle of a game of strip-poker with the biggest, scariest-looking woman that you have ever seen! (And she is making "Eyes" at you !)
Is it a dream? (You should not have eaten those brats and kraut cold!)
She suddenly yells, "I can't take this anymore! " as she overturns the card table, lunges onto your cowering body curled up on the floor!
After she has had her Weigh with you (Heavy wasn't she!) A mob of vampires and demons appear there circling the both of you!
"Who are they? what do they want? Are they here to kill me! ? Do you know them?"
"They are just my kids, did I tell you,.. we are all moving in.!"
You wake from this nightmare and half of the trailer is gone, chewed right off or something, you stagger to the bath room, look in the mirror and a very large pair of women's panties are now your new bibb!
Nightmarezzz!
It's all no big deal though, you sold the trailer to your Cousin last week, they are all his problem now! (Dammit!) hahaah!

Monsters are renting a room to their friends

The bat taking up residence is nearly as large as a Great Dane.