Stuff they don't teach at school
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    Default Stuff they don't teach at school

    Got any life lessons you want to share with the class?

    ...Never lick a steak knife...

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    Don't lick a steel post in sub zero weather !
    Times running out for YOU!

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    Insurance covers everything except what happens

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    Don't eat yellow snow !
    Times running out for YOU!

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    Don't play tag with a jumping cactus.

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    How to fly a plane
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    How dead bugs get into closed light fixtures

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    Why pennies and light sockets don't mix.

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    Never microwave a flashlight

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    Don't piss INTO the wind.............
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    Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy me another case of beer

 

 
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