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    When going into a fast food resturant and telling the person waiting on you that you want this order to GO and after they take your money they ask " Is that for here "
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    I'm a teacher, so when a student misses a class and then asks the next day if they missed anything, I often tell them, "No, we just did nothing all day and waited for you to return."
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    have you got any extra money??
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    Are you sleeping?
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    Are you reading that paper you're sitting on?
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    When you go to the doctor's office and the receptionist asks if you are there to see the doctor. No, I just thought I would stop by to say hello to her and expose myself to all the sick people in the waiting area in the process.
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    When someone calls me at work and asks me what I'm doing...
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    Asking "Mister, you outta gas?" to a man walking down the road with a gas can in his hand.
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    Step up to the counter at the fast food chain: "Can I take your order?" (No, i'm just here to read the menu.)
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    While looking at the TV while I'm watching the football game...

    You have the game on?
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    They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
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