When going into a fast food resturant and telling the person waiting on you that you want this order to GO and after they take your money they ask " Is that for here "
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05-07-2010,10:25 PM
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Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy me another case of beer
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01-22-2011,06:18 PM
I'm a teacher, so when a student misses a class and then asks the next day if they missed anything, I often tell them, "No, we just did nothing all day and waited for you to return."
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01-22-2011,11:11 PM
have you got any extra money??
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01-22-2011,11:41 PM
Are you sleeping?
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01-23-2011,01:09 AM
Are you reading that paper you're sitting on?
I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!
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01-23-2011,02:29 AM
When you go to the doctor's office and the receptionist asks if you are there to see the doctor. No, I just thought I would stop by to say hello to her and expose myself to all the sick people in the waiting area in the process.
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01-23-2011,05:52 AM
When someone calls me at work and asks me what I'm doing...
"Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
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01-23-2011,08:41 AM
Asking "Mister, you outta gas?" to a man walking down the road with a gas can in his hand.
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01-23-2011,10:35 AM
Step up to the counter at the fast food chain: "Can I take your order?" (No, i'm just here to read the menu.)
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01-23-2011,03:00 PM
While looking at the TV while I'm watching the football game...
You have the game on?"Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"



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