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    Pointing to the empty seat beside you and asking "Is this seat taken?"
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    the cops asking you do you know why I pulled you over ,Uh you had nothing better to do sir.. you liked the color of my car and you wanted to take a closer look at it? you were not brave enough to ask me for my phone number so you thought getting my licence would give you the correct address to find it? I stopped because i ran out of gas and you have some extra..He knows exactly why he stopped you, you were breaking the law somehow
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    Standing inside of a bank waiting for someone to notice me, a bank employee asks "Do you need some help?"
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    I have different coloured eyes so I get this one a LOT...

    OMG, do you know your eyes are different colours????

    Duh, aah no I didn't know that...
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    He wasn't there again today...Oh how I wish he'd go away.

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    When you hit your hand on something and some dumb a$$ asks ,Does that hurt?
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    Standing in line for something and its obvious whose next, some idiot will come up to you and ask if this is where the line starts.
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    Doctors asking you if you have been in a hospital before, almost everyone has been at birth in a hospital
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    Going into a bar and asking" Can I get drink here?"
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    You get hit in the head and someones asks "Are you hurt?"
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    How could anyone drink somthing that comes from a cow , I used to work at a heritage park and a little boy stated that he would never drink anything from a cow , i then asked him if he drinks milk he said yes and that comes from the milk container at the store
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