Thread: warning lables to protect the "not so smart"

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lets try a new game.warning lables on every day items that are proposterous,Ill start.. external use only, on a curling iron.

My personal favorite on McDonald's coffee cups......Contents Extremely Hot! .....Duh!!!!

The best IMOis printed on a sunshade that goes in the windsheild of your car "Do Not Operate With Sunshade In Place"

spinning blades may cause serious injury, on a bandsaw or skillsaw

looking direcly into the sun may cause eye damage ,on telescopes

I used to work for a pressure washer company. there was a lable on a 1500 psi unit that said "warning: do not drink from spry gun". the reaso that it is there is some bright fellow in New Mexico decided to take a drink with the gun spraying full blast and took his head right off.

he didnt use it anyways..the warning lable on my hair dryer says that I shouldnt use it while bathing.

I love some of the safety catologs with new eqipment showing what not to do the one for a spiining lathe with a guys necktie wrapped in the lathe , if your a carpenter how many times have you worn a tie to go do that job???

not for human concumption. on a jar of cat fishbait.

"Failure to follow these instructions will cause death, fire and electrical shock"

So my question is... Can I count on those things happening in that particular order? Cause after death - everything else is just icing on the cake, right?
(It's on my new KitchenAid mixer.)