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Thread: How many times?

  1. #521
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    Guessin 6 months worth - the flu kicks my behind!

    HMT do you fill-up your cars tank with gas in a week?

  2. #522

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    1 if I can help it.

    How many times have you started cooking something only to realise that you were reading the instructions for the adjacent recipe?

  3. #523
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    Recipe ???????????? WTF is that?????????????

    Have you wanted to do something REALLY important to YOU, and had a wife/*****/ girlfriend/ other ruin the plans?
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  4. #524

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    Heh, can't count that high.

    HMT have you REALLY wanted to tell someone off but couldn't?

  5. #525
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    Several

    HMT has your Halloween been rained out?
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

  6. #526

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    once. But I just moved the party to inside the house.

    HMT have you sat down next to a person who was eating noisily but couldn't move cause there was no where else to sit or stand?

  7. #527
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    Many times

    HMT has your umbrella broke when it was pouring rain?
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

  8. #528
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    I don't think I own an umbrella.........

    HMT have you broken a snow shovel ?
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  9. #529
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    None fortunately

    HMT have your windshield wipers quit working when it was raining
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

  10. #530

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    Never.

    HMT have you had your relatives over and the first thing out of their mouths starts off with, "You know what's wrong with you..." or something similar?

 

 

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