Thread: Whoever Post Here Last Wins....

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Grabs Jacks ankle, trips him, grabs the prize and takes off running yet once again. (good thing she hits that stairmaster everyday)

snagging her dress on the prize, tumbling head over stilleto heels and just missing Jack who pulled so far ahead she lost sight of him...

spookilicious gets right up, catches a ride with some college boys on spring break catches up to jack reaches out of the car grabs said prize and keeps on going, Nice knowin ya Jack

she said, as the car runs over the spike strips left over from the last police chase and hears all four tires go flat, astoundingly, the car run out of gas at the same time, and now Spooky is left with 7 hunky college guys with nothing else to do, just noticing her attire(or lack of it)........ Jack makes a mental note to check on her after he is crowned the winner...

Only to find that while he was secretly thinking about what might be happening with spook and the boys, spookilicious takes advantage of his daze, grabs the prize and once again is in the lead. College boys look at Jacks well unusual attire, and decide they need to have an old fashion beat down on poor Jack. Occupying him long enough for spook to actually win the prize. Yay Spookilicious you have just won the prize of whoever posts here last, whatcha gonna do now? Me I'm going to Disney world.

But what Spooky didnt know, was that the hunky college boys used to be sailors and ALWAYS respected other mariners, so they called in air support and carpet-bombed DisneyWorld, leaving Capt Jack to stroll across the finish line at a leasurely pace...

So Jack thought, Only he underestimated Spookilicious' Spookiliciousness and she got to the boys before they carpet bombed Disney World and convinced them otherwise. Leaving Spooky with the crown as it was meant to be.

But upon closer examination, the winners crown turned out to be the decoy Jack had switched before the race began. Meanwhile, Jack, after being airlifted to within sight of the REAL finish, looked far and wide for the other players, but could not see a one.. determined he really WAS the leader again...

Only to realize that the airmen and seamen that have been helping him really were lusting after him. And the air ride was a trick. Airmen drop the real crown to spook and she takes off in a limo this time she really is quite tired. Adios Jackie boy.

Spooky, found napping on the side of the road, is left behind as Jack, pepped up by coffee, takes the lead...