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    ......In zombie movies they only nail two boards over windows and doors
    and think it will keep the zombies out?
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    Why Is It ...............When I explain how to make a repair or an adjustment to a machine the "newbie " rolls his eyes and then calls me 30 ninutes later because he " doesn't know how to fix it"
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    In the movies they know there's a killer in the house but they go search
    for them......armed with only a flashlight?
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    Why is it....that when people talk on the phone in movies they never say goodbye to each other? They just hang up. That would be rude in real life....
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    Why is it police in movies and tv can solve crimes in an hour and it takes real cops years?
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    For old "24" show watchers - why is it that not one person in 24 hours ever had a single bite to eat?
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    Why is it that it's considered rude to burp after a meal in the US, yet it is thought of as a sign of appreciation in Japan?
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    Why is it that when I leave early for something I don't hit a single retarded driver, stop light or speed trap and end up extra early. But when I leave right on time I do hit every stop light, retarded driver and speed trap and am almost late?
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    Why is it people wait till you're right on top of them before they pull out in the road?
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    Why Is It ...........You have 2 cowboys, in an old Westeren movie , they are fist fighting , and they don't realize each has a gun??
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