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    Default Lame Excuses – 06-05-2011,10:59 PM


    This is the place to share funny or lame excuses for bad behaviour.
    ...for being absent from school, losing your homework, being late to work, etc...
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    Default 06-05-2011,11:00 PM
    For being late to class:

    I had a wardrobe malfunction on my way to school and had to run back home to change into new pants!
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    Default 06-06-2011,01:19 AM
    The dog ate my homework
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    Default 06-06-2011,02:02 PM
    My cell phone battery died so I couldn't call you
    Howlin' at the moon
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    Default 06-07-2011,04:33 PM
    For being late for school:

    A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
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    Default 06-07-2011,07:58 PM
    My GPS took me the wrong way
    "Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said
    They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
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    Default 06-08-2011,12:08 AM
    It was raining and I didn't want to get wet
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    Default 06-15-2011,07:54 PM
    It's not you, it's me
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    Default 06-15-2011,08:22 PM
    "You know its my time of the month..."
    A Halloween prop is a terrible thing to waste..

    "The Many Faces of Fear!" New for 2012!
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    Default 06-16-2011,01:13 AM
    I didn't know I had to pay income taxes.
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