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    Default Lame Excuses

    This is the place to share funny or lame excuses for bad behaviour.
    ...for being absent from school, losing your homework, being late to work, etc...

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    For being late to class:

    I had a wardrobe malfunction on my way to school and had to run back home to change into new pants!

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    The dog ate my homework
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    My cell phone battery died so I couldn't call you
    Howlin' at the moon

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    For being late for school:

    A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

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    My GPS took me the wrong way
    "Oh no, no," said the little Fly, "for I've often heard it said
    They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"

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    It was raining and I didn't want to get wet
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    It's not you, it's me

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    "You know its my time of the month..."
    A Halloween prop is a terrible thing to waste..

    Castle Candlewood Haunt

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    I didn't know I had to pay income taxes.
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

 

 
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