Thread: You know you might be a haunter if...

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This runs along the same lines as Jeff Foxworthy's "You know you might be a redneck if..."

I'll start:

You know you might be a haunter if...

the thought of raiding the dumpster behind a construction zone makes you drool.

YKYMBAHI

Your garage can't hold anymore props !

You Know You Might Be A Haunter If...

your neighbors see you doing a test layout of that years haunt in July....

...you run into the hardware store like a kid with 20 bucks running into the candy store.

you literally have skeletons in your closet......and zombies, and tombstones....

...the Coroner's office mistakes your place for the University of Tennessee's Body Farm!

^ LOL^

...you know when the after Halloween sales start and you treat that day like Black Friday

Good to know that this thread is popular...

...you can talk for hours on the pros and cons of using pneumatic powered props yet you can't remember your kid's birthdays.

....when your neighbors see coffins in your backyard and think nothing of it

...when you receive halloween items for birthdays, christmas, anniversaries, etc.