Thread: The Truth is...

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Here's an easy one, based on some of the other games here:

I know a guy that says he works in the oil industry.

The truth is...he's the guy that pumps gas at the corner station!!

A know someone who said they went all the way through school

Truth is they went in the front door and out the back

I know somebody who claimed to be a customer care specialist.

Truth is they worked at a major fast food joint taking orders and serving them. Would you like fries with that?

I know somebody who said they were a gourmet chef

Truth is they flipped burgers at MacDonalds

Years ago I had a student in my arithmetic class who told me he taught math classes in Mexico.

Truth is he didn't know his multiplication tables but actually taught math classes in Mexico.

He said he was a dietician

Truth is he asked "Do you want fries with that?"

He said he never drank a day in his life.

Truth is he only drank at night.

He said there was a dozen bars in town and he hasn't been in one of them

Truth is he's been in all but one of them

She said she never slept with my brother

Truth is she kicked him out after the "fun" before he got sleepy!

She told him he looked like a million dollars

Truth is she never seen a million dollars so he looked like
something she'd never seen before!