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Thread: The Truth is...

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    Default The Truth is...

    Here's an easy one, based on some of the other games here:

    I know a guy that says he works in the oil industry.

    The truth is...he's the guy that pumps gas at the corner station!!

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    A know someone who said they went all the way through school

    Truth is they went in the front door and out the back
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    I know somebody who claimed to be a customer care specialist.

    Truth is they worked at a major fast food joint taking orders and serving them. Would you like fries with that?

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    I know somebody who said they were a gourmet chef

    Truth is they flipped burgers at MacDonalds
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    Years ago I had a student in my arithmetic class who told me he taught math classes in Mexico.

    Truth is he didn't know his multiplication tables but actually taught math classes in Mexico.

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    He said he was a dietician

    Truth is he asked "Do you want fries with that?"
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    He said he never drank a day in his life.

    Truth is he only drank at night.

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    He said there was a dozen bars in town and he hasn't been in one of them

    Truth is he's been in all but one of them
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    She said she never slept with my brother

    Truth is she kicked him out after the "fun" before he got sleepy!

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    She told him he looked like a million dollars

    Truth is she never seen a million dollars so he looked like
    something she'd never seen before!
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

 

 
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