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    Arrow New Year's Resolutions

    Name any New Year's resolution - real, fake, funny, scary, etc. How many can we come up with? I'll start:

    I'm going to start driving on the correct side of the road.

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    (real resolution) I'm going to pay more attention to my wife.

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    (nice)

    I'm going to stop making NY's resolutions.

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    I will be LAST all through 2011
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    LOL!

    I will go on the seafood diet - eat everything I see!

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    I will post twice as fast in 2011
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    (not possible!)

    I will not eat in 2011.

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    I will only kill 3 people a week instead of five
    I never get MAD, I get EVEN! Pray I only get MAD!

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    I will bathe at least once a month.

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    I will quit drinking..................yea, right.........
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    Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy me another case of beer

 

 
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