Halloween Forum - Haunted Humor http://www.halloweenforum.com/ Read and Submit funny stuff about Halloween. en Sun, 26 May 2013 03:25:34 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.halloweenforum.com/images/styles/scarydark/misc/rss.png Halloween Forum - Haunted Humor http://www.halloweenforum.com/ Who GOT Who? http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126635-who-got-who.html Thu, 23 May 2013 12:37:03 GMT I have to tell this story! So my teenage daughter decided to have a sleep over. I can hear her, and one of her friends whispering that they are... I have to tell this story! So my teenage daughter decided to have a sleep over. I can hear her, and one of her friends whispering that they are going to sneak a Ouija board into the house and when the other girls get there, they will try and play with the dang thing.

"Oh Really?" I thought. So when the two girls left to go get stuff from across the street, I decided to "Rig" my daughter's room to teach her a lesson. I tied fishing line to the top of the cat tower that was loaded down with stuffed animals.. I ran the line behind her posters and then out her bedroom door where I tied it to a nail. You couldn't see a thing. Then I pretended to go to bed... "Mom's sick..." blah blah..

So outside her door I wait...... Yep, sure enough, those stupid kids start messing with the board.... I give it time so they are really involved and then I yank on that string. Well the dang string was stuck and I yanked so hard I fell over backwards and hit my head on the wall and let out a painful scream. In the bedroom, the girls scream and then one of them opens the door.

"You ok? you scared us... what are you doing?" Holding my head hoping I don't have a concussion, I just tell her I tripped....

back to my room I go..... but I can't understand why my plan didn't work.

I try again. This time I REALLY pull on the string with all I have. Suddenly, the cat tower falls forward, ALL the animals went flying toward the girls.... the posters (ALL OF THEM) RIp right in half making a awful tearing sound and I again, fall backwards into the wall and land on the floor. I have screaming girls hysterically stepping all over me as they run for safety out of the bedroom.

One was crying really hard.... *these are fifteen year olds...btw* and she refuses to come back over here...

ah....the joys of motherhood. ]]> Haunted Humor MamaGrizzly http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126635-who-got-who.html <![CDATA[Back in the day, it's like Cats, Cats, CATS!]]> http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126500-back-day-its-like-cats-cats-cats.html Mon, 13 May 2013 04:48:27 GMT Okay, so ignore the title. Anyhow, a friend showed me this video, having shown several of our group already. They determined that this video was... Okay, so ignore the title.

Anyhow, a friend showed me this video, having shown several of our group already. They determined that this video was relevant to me.

It looks like the kind of thing you lot would like.



The reason why they wanted me to see it is they have collectively decided that this may in fact be "where I come from", implying I am in fact an evil, man-eating cat in a body of stolen parts. They credit my disproportionate height and arm length or hand size, my general eeriness and the fact that though I am not fond of them, all cats adore me, as evidence. ]]> Haunted Humor The-Dullahan http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126500-back-day-its-like-cats-cats-cats.html Really, really stupid zombie jokes (adult content on second vid) http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126207-really-really-stupid-zombie-jokes-adult-content-second-vid.html Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:59:34 GMT I Found this on YouTube enjoy!:D



]]> Haunted Humor Grimsley http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126207-really-really-stupid-zombie-jokes-adult-content-second-vid.html People Downtown sure are friendly. http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126043-people-downtown-sure-friendly.html Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:48:17 GMT SO today after a Banquet that I attended, to accept awards and nonsense, I was driving home. Now, I happened to be in my Hearse and as I reached this... SO today after a Banquet that I attended, to accept awards and nonsense, I was driving home. Now, I happened to be in my Hearse and as I reached this red light, the fellow on the motorbike in front of me was waving to random strangers who looked puzzled. Some even waved back. I figured he must be having a good day.

All at once, he jumped off shouting a series of "Woohoos" and ran up to me (in my Hearse, dressed rather dapper) and gave me a series of high-fives. Awesome!

We then exchanged polite hand gestures and I honked one of my Klaxon horns (Ah-Ooo-Gah) and he gave me a raised fist in response, then went on to dancing around a bit and eventually, we went on our way.

The stereo, being very loud, made the camera's audio sound terrible, so I just edited the same track over it. Thankfully, there is not too much bass in the song, or I would have gotten an even fuzzier video, due to my dashcam shaking violently from it (the video is a bit fuzzy, as I keep it on a lower contrast setting most of the time and it was on "night" mode)

]]> Haunted Humor The-Dullahan http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/126043-people-downtown-sure-friendly.html For The Dullahan http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/125990-dullahan.html Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:08:16 GMT I was thinking of The-Dullahan and his love of a hearse and did some photo editing on the computer today! Attachment 151887... I was thinking of The-Dullahan and his love of a hearse and did some photo editing on the computer today!

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]]> Haunted Humor Katster http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/125990-dullahan.html this is the apocalypse http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/125091-apocalypse.html Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:55:21 GMT just found this, thought others might enjoy! ;):rolleyes::D



not really sure if this is the most appropriate location, if not, mods, please move

amk ]]> Haunted Humor annamarykahn http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/125091-apocalypse.html Great Spoof Video http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124588-great-spoof-video.html Mon, 03 Dec 2012 23:18:35 GMT Another funny video, if you like horror movies: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6841887/horror-movie-daycare Another funny video, if you like horror movies:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/68...-movie-daycare ]]> Haunted Humor Pumpkinhead625 http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124588-great-spoof-video.html Corpse In Elevator Prank http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124548-corpse-elevator-prank.html Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:53:10 GMT http://youtu.be/Gx1vC_kTqZU http://youtu.be/Gx1vC_kTqZU ]]> Haunted Humor Forever Haunting http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124548-corpse-elevator-prank.html Anyone who like scaring people will love this... http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124523-anyone-who-like-scaring-people-will-love.html Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:35:13 GMT http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/ghost-elevator-prank-brazil-tv-show_n_2197560.html http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2197560.html ]]> Haunted Humor FearingtonHouse http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124523-anyone-who-like-scaring-people-will-love.html Funny video!! http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124517-funny-video.html Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:07:07 GMT http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=ghost-in-an-elevator-prank# http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=...levator-prank# ]]> Haunted Humor matrixmom http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124517-funny-video.html Zombie Commercial http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124324-zombie-commercial.html Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:58:10 GMT This is a zombie commercial i entered for the doritos contest. It's pretty funny and halloweeish..would love for you guys to view and rate it for me! Thanks a lot!

https://apps.facebook.com/crashthesu...tch&video=1601 ]]> Haunted Humor gar19rett http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124324-zombie-commercial.html Gangnam Halloween Style http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124056-gangnam-halloween-style.html Mon, 05 Nov 2012 18:13:08 GMT My 6 year old (who also filmed it) asked me to do this before I took it apart :) My Stalkabout was 9.5 feet tall ... My 6 year old (who also filmed it) asked me to do this before I took it apart :)
My Stalkabout was 9.5 feet tall

]]> Haunted Humor TechMOGogy http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/124056-gangnam-halloween-style.html Halloween Costume + Photoshop = Fun! http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123597-halloween-costume-photoshop-fun.html Thu, 01 Nov 2012 06:05:52 GMT I had to do it, lol. I dressed as Jason Voorhees this year and my pose just screamed postcard. Enjoy! Attachment 141198... I had to do it, lol. I dressed as Jason Voorhees this year and my pose just screamed postcard. Enjoy!

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]]> Haunted Humor jal129 http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123597-halloween-costume-photoshop-fun.html 3 Halloween jokes http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123518-3-halloween-jokes.html Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:48:44 GMT Happy Halloween, fellow members. Our day has finallyarrived. MWAHAHAHAHAAA! I have 2 jokes and a funny quote for you. Why did the skeleton stand in... Happy Halloween, fellow members. Our day has finallyarrived. MWAHAHAHAHAAA! I have 2 jokes and a funny quote for you. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner at the prom? He had no body to dance with. Why was there no more food at he monster party? Because everyone was a goblin. "You know you're ugly when you walk into a haunted house & walk out with a paycheck." ]]> Haunted Humor DarkManDustin http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123518-3-halloween-jokes.html Chainsaw scare reaction video http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123254-chainsaw-scare-reaction-video.html Sun, 28 Oct 2012 20:18:08 GMT A couple of these are pretty good.....http://youtu.be/qfZlcZxMX4g A couple of these are pretty good..... ]]> Haunted Humor Lumpy http://www.halloweenforum.com/haunted-humor/123254-chainsaw-scare-reaction-video.html