"Children should never be allowed to hold, unwrap or otherwise handle Mary Janes in an automotive vehicle under any circumstances as said confection could become lodged in the fabric or carpeting of the vehicle.

It is further encouraged that children should not at any time be allowed to even breathe near the car's interior for the express reason that they will, by their very presence, automatically cause severe depreciation and damage to said vehicle.

Any questions,...

So nice...ah, not having to worry about getting a prop finished on time. Not having to worry about costumes or candy, electric bills or vandals. It's all about family - let someone else sweat the decor.

Nope. Just throw up some lights on the trim, put out the inflatable polar bear and the blow mold Santas (of which there are seven) and wait for the snow and the ole elf himself.

So 'scuse me while I grab a cup of hot chocolate and relax on the couch, 'cuz nothings...

...the king of smarmy cool...

...way cooler than you...

and totally rules as a Horror Icon.

Definetly an FCG 'cuz they're so cool, all spooky and disturbing. It's all about how they're so eerily menacing. I guess I'm more into sublty than the *whack-a-dupe* school of haunting.

Heard stories in the past about folks that have lost all their props and decorations to flooding or natural disaster, and it made me wonder, what one thing would I try to salvage/keep if that happened.

I've got several childhood decorations still that would break my heart to lose, but then I think I would also be crushed if I lost my Spooky Town items. And I've got a ghost and a ToT teddy bear blow-mold lights that would kill me if they were destroyed, along with my musical 'snow'-globes,...