Ha ha, just kidding. I know what a blog is.

It's a type of frog, right? You know, like those big ugly ones that sit in a pond with their eyes just above the water. They make their throats expand way out like a balloon, croaking and croaking endlessly into the night, watching you with their slimely, vengence-filled eyes... just waiting, waiting for you to fall asleep, then WHAM! I don't trust them one bit.

So when do I get my blog frog?

P.S. I'm just...

Ray A Rottin