Memoirs of a Fallen Angel

I've learned 2 very valuable lessons this past weekend..................

1. When you are drunk and decide to pee in the middle of a corn field at night, don't take off your HF hoodie and hang it on a stalk of corn first.........you will forget it when you leave.

2. There is no easy way to get Great Stuff off your hands. 4 days later, it's ALMOST all gone.