New Warning To Put On A Car's Sun Visor
by, 11-07-2007 at 10:32 PM (2111 Views)
"Children should never be allowed to hold, unwrap or otherwise handle Mary Janes in an automotive vehicle under any circumstances as said confection could become lodged in the fabric or carpeting of the vehicle.
It is further encouraged that children should not at any time be allowed to even breathe near the car's interior for the express reason that they will, by their very presence, automatically cause severe depreciation and damage to said vehicle.
Any questions, seek psychiatric help immediately."
Grrr, darned kids...