ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH…!!
By all the Foul Things that Nibble the Cloven Toes of Shnellgor the Malicious…!
Not only a shamelessly unrestrained
" c--- " slanderation, but in
pink yet! Oh, Spookilicious..., what have
I ever done to
you? Well --
now your broom's on the radar, sister, you may count on it...! Where's that wand... Ah -- !
"Ixnay... ponuay... ethay... utecay...! Ontopray...!
Ha! That ought to do it. 'Hope you like
"escargot", Mama -- better have a few
gallons of
butter and the
big pan ready... And you'll have to
shell them yourself, when they arrive...
Heh-heh... Oh, and I made sure there would be
extra portions for the kids. Seconds, Thirds...,
Ninety-forths... 
And thanks
very much, Hallo. Nothing like pouring a little
"oil-of-gloat" into the open wound...
Oooooooo....
I'd be hot under the collar, but around here that's a given anyway... (and the cloaks have to stay on until "casual Friday", too... ) I think my
tail is developing a
nervous twitch...
Grrrrrrrrr...