This could be educational...
(And, a few favorite
"spider quotes" from the dear departed "Boney Island" haunt:
"Help me.... Help me... Help me find four pair of shoes..."
"Help me.... Help me... Help me kill the Orkin Man..."
"Help me.... Help me... Help me tell the difference between Ashley and Mary-Kate..."
"Help me.... Help me... Help me find my contact lens -- Oh,
thanks a
lot, Big-Foot!..."
"Help me.... Help me... Help me find a recipe that makes
flies taste good..."
Too many to quote here... lol...
More about the amazing "Boney Island", here --