Ah yes, Hal, but what you don' t realize is that, upon the second viewing -- the viewer is thereafter possessed! Um, sorry about your tot -- should we have included a Disclaimer up front?
(Oh, alright, we'll pull some strings and undo the possession-thing. But just this once, and only for your wee tyke. If you've seen it twice, well, that's that then...)
And MM -- Yes! The "ghost" in the trailer (aka, ol' "Lumpy" Crumpkin himself) is very happy to see you. Especially if you're alone. And most especially if you're alone on Halloween night... Several of Lumpy's guests are still hanging around The Patch, if you know what I mean. Heh-heh...
And, well, if you won't say our video is "scary", per se, then at least you've got to admit it's got lots of scary things in it! It does! It does, it does, it does...! (and maybe it is scary if you watch it in the dark with a friend and each of you holds a flashlight under your chins and makes Vincent Price-faces.)
We can't all be doing the "Saw"-thing, y'know. Some of us prefer to let our Visitors discover the legless corpses, disembodied heads, electrocution victims, and mutilated -- well..., let's just say, "Other Attractions", here at The Patch at a more laid-back, shall I say, chilling, pace. We take a somewhat more bucolic approach to these things...
But anybody says "cute" again, and we get the Big Book out (you know the one we mean) and call for Back-Up...
Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT
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