"Cute?" "CUTE?" It was supposed to be TERRIFYING! Or, well, at least deeply unsettling.
I'll have you know I've had it confirmed by several sources that this video is at a minimum "Darkly Humorous". (True, those opinions do come from the Zombies out by the swamps, and therefore their views are somewhat suspect, but still...)
Oh alright, maybe it's only a bit scarier than The Munsters, and we hope at least as weird as The Addams Family. But "cute"? Hal, kid, you're killin' me, and that's not so easy (just ask that pest Van Helsing...)!
We horrible, scary, poisonous, nasty Pumpkin Patch Demons have our dignity, you know.
Your other comments were quite welcome, though, and so nice we'll be pinning them up on the door of the old refrigerator rusting around back of the 'Gift Shoppe' here at The Patch. And believe me, what's inside of it is not "cute" at all. Heh-heh...
Most Sanguine Cheers,
SOT
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