This one's non-pirate themed, (and I apologize if it offends any mommies, it's a little morbid.)

Should my pregnancy overlap my husband and I's annual Halloween party, my plan is to make myself up like a zombie and make a little angry zombie baby bursting out of a gaping hole in my tummy with it's little zombie arms reaching out for brains, BRAAAAAINS!

Eh? Eeeeeeh?

Morbid, I know, but if there's anywhere that will appreciate it, I think it's this forum.

(This is my first post here by the way. Hello! This should set the tone for my future posts I think, because I'm a classy lady. ^_~*)