A blonde driving a sport car really fast, was pulled over by a blonde motorcycle cop.. The cop says, "I need to see your license and registration.."
The blonde driver, annoyed that she was pulled over, rifles thru her purse looking for her license, says.. "License??? License?? What does it look like??"
The blonde cop says, "You know, its a little card... has your picture on it.."
The driver, thinks for a moment.. pulls out her compact, looks at it and says "is this it?"
The cop looks at it, and says, "Yes, oh, I'm sorry, I didnt realize you were a cop also, you're free to go..."
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