There was this Taxi Cab driver driving down the street when the Fare in the back tapped him on the shoulder:
The driver let out a Blood curding Scream and almost ran over a kid on a bike, and and nearly hitting a fire hydrant and running up on to the sidewalk.
The Fare in the back said " Oh !! I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you".
and the driver said"Oh, No I'm the one who should be sorry I use to drive a hearse for 25 years".