A man walks into a bar sits down at a table with group of guy's after B.S. ing for awhile he goes up to the bar and orders a drink. He says to the bartender: you look like a gambling kinda guy, I tell you what I bet you a dollar I can bite my right eye the bartender says alright the guy pulls out his right eye and bites it (fake eye). The guy says to the bartender okay I'll give you a chance to get your money back I'll bet 20.00 dollars I can bite my left eye. The bartenders says okay *thinking to himself I saw this guy walk in so I know he can't have two fake eyes* The guy pulls out his false teeth and bite's his left eye. the bartender pays the and the guy says I feel kinda guilty so I'll give a chance to make a boatload of money I'll bet you a hundred I can pee from right here in that glass *sliding his empy glass all the way to the end of the bar* at the end of the bar. The bartender eagerly accepts the bet knowing full well there is no way in hell this guy could do it. The guy stands, unzips, and starts peeing everywhere, not one drop lands in the glass. The bartender is exstatic and laughing his ass off. The guy pays the bartender his 100.00 dallors and just starts chuckling and laughing. The bartender ask's why are you laughing you just lost a 100.00 dallors to me. The guy responds saying I know but you see I bet those guy's over there 500.00 dollars I could piss all over you and your bar and make you laugh about it.