A bear walks into a bar in Boise and orders a beer
Bartender says, Sorry, we dont serve bears beers in bars in Boise
To which the bear replies, If you don't give me a beer I'll eat that woman at the end of the bar
Bartender says, I don't care what you do, we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Boise, there's an ordinance against it
So the bear gets up, walks to the end of the bar, eats the woman, comes back and says, Now give me that beer
Bartender says, I'll tell you this one last time, We don't serve bears beers in bars in Boise, especialy bears on drugs!
To which the bear replied, I'm not on drugs!
Bartender says, Well you are now! That was a bar bitch you ate...
sorry, that's the only bar joke I know
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