a man strolling along looking for a good bar hears shouting from above and looks up to see a man jump from the roof of a building. Motionless in panic he watches at the guy doesn't fall, but float gently down several stories and land on his feet. The man rushes over amazed and asks him how he did it.
'Theres the great bar up top and they have this drink, c'mon i'll show ya.'
so the man goes to the rooftop bar and has a few drinks with the would be jumper. after about an hour he's handed a bright green shot and the jumper tells him 'this is the one, here ya take it and then ya jump'
the man, too drunk to be nervous tips back the shot, puts the glass down, steps off the ledge of the roof, and the man falls to his death. the bartender seeing this slaps the jumper and says 'You are such an a-- when you're drunk Superman'

yeah its long but its worth it.

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