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Originally Posted by natascha
Great ideas. Now that I know what 'the Auditor' stands for I am SCARED!!!
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muhahaha...Face your Fears!!
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Originally Posted by Madame Turlock
Auditor, I think you need to add a pocket protector and one of those mechanical pencils don't you? Maybe some Visine for eye-strain.
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Nono, no pocket protectors...we're numbers folks, not techies!

3SpookyChicks is an accountant...do you really see her wearing a pocket protector? Besides...now we have laptops...(Mechanical pencils are the BEST though....)
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Originally Posted by Skullie
You might want to add a few shirts off the backs of your last customers. They sure have mine in there.
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Which explains your avatar!

(Good idea!)
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Originally Posted by rnrkid
Carefully singe the suit because you're a dead IRS agent, and we all know where they end up.
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You would think so, and in fact, this used to be the case. Then one of us died, and upon arriving down there, started nosing about, demanding to see all the receipts, and you wouldn't BELIEVE what he found! Well, end result, Hell Itself spat him back out, and since that day, we don't die. At our life's end, we join the Undead...just like all the other bloodsuckers out there.