You might be a home haunter if...
...you walk into "ILLUMINATIONS" in the mall to lift your spirits.
...you really are afraid of the dark.
...skulls are considered "home decor".
...christmas lights are also used for christmas.
...you disect motorized toys before you even lay your hands on them.
...every vacant building you see "has potential".
...the smell of black plastic sends you down memory lane.
...you bargan shop pool noodles.
...Dollar Tree always has something you need.
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