When I was looking at a wedding dress in secondhand store(operated by a church in an old church) The one little old lady behind the counter was giving me the most evil stares.
"I'm not a pervert! I own a haunted house!" I wanted to say, but I was 2 hrs. from home.
And the main real ghost in this haunted, haunted house happens to be a woman in a long white dress !

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